KT thought you’d never ask.
GLEE: 2.06 “Never Been Kissed”
GLEE: 2.07 “The Substitute”
Glee is rapidly turning into a show that’s fun to watch, but hard to write about. It’s hardly worth trying to talk about the characters, because they’re only consistent in a very broad sort of way. Is Rachel willing to be part of the team this week? Is Will the cool teacher or the out-of-touch adult? Is Sue trying to take down the glee club or are she and Will allies? Any of those could be “yes” this week and “no” next week. This really isn’t a show with story arcs, it’s a show with a premise-of-the-week — so then it’s hard to talk much about plot, either, besides recapping.
Anyway, at least things have been happening the last couple of weeks. Happily, the competitors for Sectionals change every year, so the gimmicky schools we met last year have been exchanged for new gimmicky schools: a boys’ school with an a capella group and a night school group for adults getting their GEDs. Not surprisingly, the boys’ school turns out to be a dating opportunity for Kurt. Also their a capella group sounds amazing. (Actually, it reminded me a lot of the mens’ a capella group at my college, except that the audience at their concerts always had a high percentage of women, haha.)
But most of the plots in “Never Been Kissed” had to do with bullying. Kurt is still getting bullied by the huge football player — who turns out to be deeply in the closet. Puck is back, but finally is forced to admit that he, the badass of McKinley High, was low man on the totem pole in juvvie. After spending the episode being a bad influence on Artie, they strike a deal to try to invert that relationship so that Puck might pass geometry. But they get a great duet – their voices go really well together.
There’s also a weird subplot in which some of the teens picture Coach Bieste as a way of keeping from getting too aroused — word gets around, she gets upset, apologies must be made. That started out funny, but was a dead, dead horse by the end of the episode. Both the boys and the girls produced some cool mash-ups, though.
This week, the amazing Gwyneth Paltrow visits McKinley High, earning my Least Likely Glee Guest Star award. She plays the kooky substitute that all the kids love, and she earned my approval as soon as she burst out into “Conjunction Junction.” Yay. Her Chicago duet with Rachel seemed weirdly placed and under-choreographed (after all that talk about a good dance beat), but she rocked out on “Forget You.”
But the two numbers that make this episode worth watching (‘cause really, the plot didn’t do much for me) are the ones from Singing in the Rain. It may only be Will’s fever dream, but Matthew Morrison and Harry Shum really bring their A game for “Make ‘Em Laugh,” and I loved that they used many of the gags that Gene Kelly and Donald O’Connor perform in the movie. And while I was initially skeptical about what they might do to modernize “Singin’ in the Rain,” that number really blew me away. Fantastic.
You know, I think this might be one show that could actually put together a worthwhile clip show episode: just run a bunch of their best musical numbers.