RUBY AND THE ROCKITS: 1.01 “The Pilot”
I’m not going to say it was bad. It wasn’t.
But I’m not going to say it’s good. Unfortunately, somehow Ruby and the Rockits has missed a few decades. Somehow, and I can’t quite distinguish how, this show seems to echo the 1980s or 1990s sitcom style as opposed to today’s style. Maybe late 1990s sitcom–think Olsen twins post Full House.
I don’t necessarily think about the styles of today’s sitcoms. Maybe more laughter. Maybe more reality. It seemed…staged. I’m not quite sure how else to say it. The jokes seemed forced. Or predictable. Or at least something you’d expect, like you heard it before. A few years ago.
Maybe 20 years ago. 10…15 or so.
Anyway, I’m not saying the show was bad. There’s promise. I still have hope. Yes, I watched it because of David Cassidy (who looks horrible, by the way, despite how he’s trying to hide it). But the fact that David “Gallagher” is the self-absorbed star-gone-bad is not exactly surprising. His brother, on the other hand, seems a little more original, though still, there’s something about it…
Let’s look at the living arrangement. Uncle happily takes in newly discovered niece? Too easy. And the apartment. For a second there, I thought they just took the entire set from Two and a Half Men. It is different, but barely. Anyway…
Back to Ruby. There’s not much to her…at least right now. She goes to find him to prove to her friend that David is her father, and then decides to move in? The most realistic part about her was her story just telling her how she came about David himself.
And another thing, that David–such a pompous star–would list his address on Facebook? Not likely to happen. (Though the Facebook joke was funny.)
Right now, the standout star of the show seems to be Kurt Doss, who plays Ben. He’s handed the most effective one-liners. Very Jake Harper of Two and a Half Men (at least the early years). Which is unfortunate. I’ve been very impressed with Alexa Vega. I mean, she has a voice, which was not as impressive as it could have been in this episode. This episode screams Hannah Montana, even though there are some clear differences. For one, Vega doesn’t sound nearly as great as Miley Cyrus–at least with the material in this episode. Again, unfortunate. I mean, I saw her in Repo!. The girl can sing.
Plus, the moral? Appreciate your family? Seems a little too forced. Sitcoms these days don’t really have morals. They’re just for entertainment.
I don’t know. I feel like I’ve babbled my way through various issues with the show. But I’m still willing to give it a chance. I don’t know why. ABC Family doesn’t seem to impress me anymore, but I’m willing to try with this one. Perhaps it’s because all of the jokes were in the promos, so I think there might be freshness left? Perhaps it’s my hope for Alexa Vega?
I don’t know. But I’ll keep going for now. It wasn’t terrible, just something unoriginal, considering the premise.
One thing, though, is that they have to stop the fact that Jordan seems to be attracted to Ruby. They’re cousins. They’ve said it. They’ve established it. There’s a blurred line between funny and just weird/incestuous. Please keep that in mind, ABC Family. I’d suggest stopping it sooner than later.
Either way, we’ll look at next week to make the hard decisions. Let’s see how it goes. I mean, the ending was cute afterall. We’ll see what happens.